What it is

This talking, cane-tapping dinosaur will give the "fossilized" birthday star lots of laughs. Push the button to hear him crack one of several old-people jokes as he taps his cane.

  • Push-button activated.
  • Taps his cane and says multiple phrases, including:
    You’re so old, they invented fire just to light your birthday candles!
    You're so old, the Big Bang woke you up from a nap!
    You're so old, your mummy is one!
    You’re so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to your apartment!
    You’re so old, your Social Security number is five.
    When you were born, the Grand Canyon was a crack in the sidewalk!
    I thought I was the only dinosaur here. You’re a real gerodactyl!
    You’re so old, when you were born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
  • 5.5" W x 11" H x 10" D

Our service and delivery

  • We'll send you an email letting you know your order has been shipped by FedEx Ground. Your email will include tracking information.
  • If you need your order delivered quickly, Hallmark can send it via FedEx 2-Day Air or FedEx Standard Overnight for an additional charge.
  • FedEx does not deliver to post office (PO) boxes, U.S. territories or Overseas Military Mail (APO/FPO) addresses.
  • Saturday delivery and Priority Overnight options are not available from FedEx.

What people are saying

Old-A-Saurus Stuffed Animal 5 5 1 1
Bring to every Birthday Party!!! Laughs from all Says the most funny sayings and has LOTS of things to say. Great for all ages and I bring to friends parties as an extra "guest" to deliver birthday greetings. All ages from 6 to 80 laugh so hard and admire this unique talking dinosaur. LOVE IT July 5, 2014
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