This talking, cane-tapping dinosaur will give the "fossilized" birthday star lots of laughs. Push the button to hear him crack one of several old-people jokes as he taps his cane.
Taps his cane and says multiple phrases, including:
You’re so old, they invented fire just to light your birthday candles!
You're so old, the Big Bang woke you up from a nap!
You're so old, your mummy is one!
You’re so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to your apartment!
You’re so old, your Social Security number is five.
When you were born, the Grand Canyon was a crack in the sidewalk!
I thought I was the only dinosaur here. You’re a real gerodactyl!
You’re so old, when you were born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
5.5" W x 11" H x 10" D
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